No Pokemon’s at Church, Only a Naked Lady

This article was published on: 07/15/16 8:10 PM by Curt


To young men hoping to find a Pokemon in St. Luke’s Church prayer garden in Westport, Ct. weren’t able to locate a Pokemon. Led to the garden by the smartphone game “Pokemon Go”, they were able to find a naked woman in the garden vandalizing the property instead.

Police said the naked woman, identified as a 40-year-old Bridgeport resident, pulled lights from the ground, overturned a statue and benches and was throwing garbage from her car into a baptismal pond. She was taken to a local hospital for observation. No charges have been filed as the church said the only damage was to the garden and it can be repaired. The woman was not arrested.

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